Looks like the Cs are being Bs again…

Don’t be ridiculous, the UK would never do anything to harm vulnerable nations /s

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Back in my day it was Lynx 2012 / apocalypse / whatever it was called saying that was the last Lynx they’d ever make. To my annoyance, it turns out they were lying. Although I don’t tend to hang out with the sort of people that blast themselves with Lynx so I guess it makes no difference either way

Oh, so now it’s important when someone gets killed over there

If someone ironically pays me $8000, I’m still $8000 richer

There’s nothing contradictory in what is written there.

“The XTX is better - but you don’t deserve it, bitch”

“Pharmacists are finding they can see more patients a day by just prescribing the closest thing within arm’s reach”

Seeing more patients is not a good thing by itself

Who’s got time for fact checking? Just assume he’s lying whenever his mouth is open and enjoy the rest of your day

Wait until you hear about this new thing called: one set of rules for rich people & their companies, one set of rules for poor people

I’m always quick!

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😭

Well, there’s no way he’s going to lose gracefully

(I know that’s not how you meant it)

Imagine not understanding when someone’s making a joke

“It’S oK tO uSe QuOtEs WhEn QuOtInG sOmEoNe.”

• sik0fewl (emphasis mine)

I much prefer cannabis growers to landlords who have empty buildings, destroying high streets but still refusing to lower rents.

(Also, fuck landlords in general :) )

As long as it’s from supermarkets 😀

I also take all the D I can get 🤤

Those 0.85% that didn’t vote for Kagame are gonna be in trouble

That’s global warming for you

UN definition of genocide: https://www.un.org/en/genocideprevention/genocide.shtml

Although you can’t technically genocide trans people because they’re not one of the special groups outlined in the definition, you don’t actually need to kill people to commit a genocide. I would argue that there is “intent to destroy, in whole or in part” trans people by “Causing serious bodily or mental harm to members of the group” and “Deliberately inflicting on the group conditions of life calculated to bring about its physical destruction in whole or in part”. By taking away healthcare and other accommodations, serious harm is caused to trans people. Couple this with the high suicide rates of bullied and marginalised trans people, one could argue that the lawmakers are intending to kill trans people (although I personally wouldn’t go that far)