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[looks vaguely in the direction of Japan]

Five… four… three…

So they’re ripping off the game that ripped them off. The industry is in an absolute state.

Yeah, well, no fucking shit, what’d they think was the point of the campaign?

These guys…

N64 is my favorite console of all time, but yeah, the controller is truly batshit insane. I even had a game that intended you to hold the left and right… prongs instead of center right. In a shocking twist, it was… still pretty awkward.

I do like PS5 controllers - mostly play N64 games on them, never even owned a PS. Used a PS4 controller before that.

Disproving them can work

No

So don’t?

Then what’s your counter?

Arguably best way to counter misinformation is non-platforming it. Mere provable facts and impeccable logic have a dogshit success rate.

Dpad for games that were intended for dpad, analog if the game was intended for analog.

Analog for dpad games feels awkward in my experience, and dpad for analog games is not even an option.

What do you mean, “nowadays”? Mobile games always sucked.

Maybe they could start using an engine that is more recent than the Cretaceous.

Ha! Get rekt, Meta.

Yes… grown up…

Maybe they’ve finally fixed one of the glitches from Oblivion.

Maybe it’s a second cave/“randomly generated” dungeon.

Cyclops are Finnish??

I’ve been mildly curious about RDR2. It’s been on sale a couple times, but I still feel… icky about the idea of giving Take2 any money.

“Finally”? Barf.

Bet they’ll patent it, just to make sure nobody can have nice things.

I mean, you may think it’s a long way down the road to the chemist, but that’s just peanuts to space.

Nobody, past, present or future, should listen to this fucking idiot.