My dad said he wants this. I can’t be sure if he’s serious, but I am.

A few decades late, right on schedule

Millenia?

Idea: antibiotic lube

Nice try

Great, now we need a safe word just to talk on the phone

Is this the new crypto mining is bad story?

Oh i see

No, not for criminal defense

Actually, some people are trying to move up in a career, so they take the job that they think will let them move up.

Everyone knows working in fast food is the end of the road.

Didn’t you see the always sunny episode?

You forgot to mindlessly bash Elon

Eeww that sucks

What’s a digital door

Impossible!

I have a 2 year old boy, and he could easily walk 3 miles if he wanted to. He can and does sneak away sometimes , and fast. And he can open doors and locks, and he has no fear or sense of danger.

I’m addicted to the shipping

Arrrrrr

Finally! I’ve been waiting for a good enough reason to cancel Prime

lol sure