This has been true for a decade now.

Well I’m one of those people you mentioned. Get on it!

I’m gonna be that person and say that if you haven’t made the effort to play a 12 year old game by now, you never will. Not belittling your effort to avoid spoilers though.

Fantastic name. Great marketing all on its own.

Is it going to kick my teeth in every time I feel the slightest bit of control?

Why shouldn’t kids play in the streets? They certainly used to do it all the time. Why don’t we reduce speeds or car access to areas with a lot of pedestrians?