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Imagine if they announce “Donald…” drumroll “Duck!” and a little RC car rolls up to place the prize on and a big screen shows an animated Donald Duck receiving it overlayed over the RC. Trump would probably have a senile moment just staring and not understanding, lmfao.

I’ve seen some people say Obama should get yet another prize this year just to fuck with Trump and I’m in full agreement.

Rhetorical question, Farley.

Now the SCOTUS is siding against the Civil Rights Act? JFC how the hell do so many people allow this to happen.

It’s kind of wild to think “expanding the immigration courts resources to give immigrants longer and fairer trials” is one of my policy stances and then I see Trump pull this fucking wacko Bizarro version of it.

King Vegeta: “Chad as in the country, the organization or the person?”

Nappa: “Yes.”

In the past, attempts to rehabilitate whales have taken decades and resulted in failure. The whales have simply become wholly dependent on humans to feed them and give them company.

TBH, though, most of them kept in captivity end in suicides as the reverberations from their small enclosures are like living in a room where the alarms blare 24/7 so the euthanization might actually be a gift to them.

So it comes down to putting them in the wild to die slowly or kill them outright. If I had to choose I guess I’d want them released, but I’m not really in either camp. I also really don’t like the idea of continuing their suffering in captivity.

The hotline for GI Rights, a support network for those refusing illegal and unlawful orders, is 1-877-447-4487

Enriched Uranium is Enriched Uranium.

Again, we don’t know for sure, but it’s not uncommion for the Agents themselves to ride in the back and all jump out on location to perform a surprise raid.

Making it is actually so easy that a boy scout once did it in a shed, the difficult part is that, outside of extreme circuimstances, you require a sample in order to make more of it.

Bla bla bla immigration is the root of all evil bla bla bla we should be shooting down Russian jets bla bla bla

Average mixed bag dementia patient enabled by unknown drug cocktail.

Only if they somehow convinced a white kid to shoot himself as well to make it convincing.

If this kid was aiming for the ICE he was an imbecile, so disappointed in him.

I’m not sure what the shooter’s motivations were, but he appears to have shot the van they were in multiple times and not have had any visual on his targets, meaning he could have been aiming for the ICE. It’s hard to say for sure.

Idk who you’re quoting.

Fun fact, the original publications involving Terra and Deathstroke from the 1982 publication of New Teen Titans included fully illustrated graphical sex between the two while she was depicted as underage.

Actually, none of that fact was fun. I’m sorry that you now have to live with this accursed knowledge.

If Kirk were a disciple instead of selling him to the Romans they would have bussed in radicals to try to violently overturn the brown guy as son of god.

Less people have a landline and therefor a registered phone number, but its got lots of numbers for local businesses that might be super useful.

Lmao you’re drunk go home