Good. Fuckem. They make shitty, oversized trucks that are a danger to pedestrians and people who drive reasonably sized cars anyway.

To be honest, following instructions from scammers couldn’t be much worse than doing what the real Marco Rubio says.

Because many people cannot distinguish between word salads and insight.

This may be too obscure a reference, but I’ll try anyway: What’s the Doug score?

Ymmv, but I night ride on my MTB and it depends on the park whether it’s being enforced or not. I regularly ride at a park way past dark and have several times seen the police drive right past me and not say a word. And the places where they do, I’ve only been told to leave without so much as a written warning.

I see those rules a way to guarantee probable cause when they suspect people are up to no good at a public park at night (and chances are, they’re right). It’s still a risk, but one I’m willing to accept.