Anything Splinter Cell without Michael Ironside’s voice would be weird.

Why watch ads for free when you can pay for Prime and also watch ads?

This is our future. The voters enabled this behavior and it will only get worse.

Youngkin can’t run for reelection next year.

Sure it will

He’s following the Trump playbook. Delay Delay Delay.

At least they can admit who calls the shots

Working as designed…by fucking ghouls

Sounds rather flimsy.

I have to use SharePoint on a daily basis.

Boost Mobile is advertising the same thing right now. Who actually believes these ads?

But he’s in the greatest health of anyone, ever.

What year is it?

The UN will surely take action. Perhaps a tersely-worded email will be sent.

Why can’t 2nd amendment advocates open carry at Trump’s rallies? Does he not support gun rights?

Same here. The magic is gone.

Minute Maid was awesome back in the 80s. Their fruit punch was the goat.

Google doesn’t really let you say no, do they? Maybe there is a setting somewhere to turn it off but Gemini shows up at the top of most searches.

Just have an extremely powerful PAC in the US during an election year.

I see we’ve graduated from once-in-a-lifetime events to 1 in every 1000 years events. Congrats everyone!