jeebus

The shiitiest most expensive military in the world. So glad my tax dollars are going toward this incompetent machine. Give em more Joe!

I am going to use a privacy focussed android instead.

Yo ho fiddle dee dee! It’s a pirate life for me!

I almost switched to iPhone, thankfully this came out to show me why that is a bad idea. I just need to de-gpogle.

As someone that just traded in my Sierra 1500 for a Sienna Minivan, I don’t understand why minivans get so much hate. My van is an excellent people mover, can carry a lot of shit, and gets 36MPG. The Tahoe I was looking at doesn’t hold a candle to my van, and uses a lot of expensive gas to boot.

Linux and open source are the only reasons I use Android. Remove those two things and there is no reason for me to use it. I’ll just get an iphone I guess. Or go back to a flip phone.

My money is on Fuckerberg. At least he stays in shape with his billions. I don’t understand how Elon is so fat when he can pay people to literally put healthy food in his mouth like a baby.

I have a Model 3 with FSD. It’s fucking useless.

Spez you dumb ass. He needs the 0hishing training emails.