That’s the spirit!

On the plus side, your son will likely have an amazing pension. His retirement is probably more guaranteed than yours!

Low key, it’s classy stoner music

Also a great soundtrack for schtupping.

Stahp, every time you say that, an Xer develops arthritis in their knees!

Now where’s my aleve…

I am from Jersey (New) too, and we love our our glottal stops. Once I was telling someone from out-of-state that I was from Trenton, and even after I said it three times, they still said they’d never heard of it. And I realized it’s because we pronounce it almost like “chre’in”. I don’t really pronounce the “nt” in the middle, it’s just a gap.

I see two capital letter Is that have unnecessary serifs.

Yeah, and now the GOP acts like that little dipshit is some kind of fucking hero.

Their yachts have little helper yachts

I wish we would all be Humans first.

The electoral college gave us trump. Clinton won the popular vote.

I like to overprepare - if I get tired of one thing I can switch to another.

Winamp with my favorite skin

Entirety of my mp3 collection

All 7 seasons of DS9

All 5 seasons of Kids in the Hall

If you already aren’t fucking, then deciding to not be on birth control really doesn’t change much.

There are many reasons to take birth control besides contraception. My tubes are tied so I don’t need the pill to prevent pregnancy, but I take it because I suffer from premenstrual dysphoric disorder (PMDD), which is like PMS on all the steroids. Two out of every four weeks were hell. I’m 42, so yes the risk of blood clots is elevated, but the benefits are amazing. I take it continously, it has no negative effect on my libido or ability to finish, it doesn’t make me gain weight, and because I skip the placebos I never have a period. I don’t have the rage and despair; I don’t have the bloating, aching, nausea, lightheadedness, and cramping; I don’t have to plan my life around bleeding; and I never get surprised by an early period (which became a huge problem because of perimenopause).

I know I’m a sample size of 1 but I really can’t say enough good things about my pill. I wish I’d gotten on it sooner!

Beautiful!

I’m sorry, what?! Who the fuck in 2022 thought “You know what we need? A statue of one of the most hated women in recent history!”?

I think we’re so used to seeing fat people that our perception of who really counts as obese is skewed.

Yep.

There’s a time and a place dude… this isn’t it.

Alright Mr Moneybags, no need to brags

I’m glad you got an appointment! I’ve been passively following your story through your comments and I’m rooting for you. I really hope you find answers soon!