Oh no!

…anyway.

Awful way to go. Stay safe out there, folks.

…we are in for some crazy times.

Right? Give me a Saturday that feels like a 15 year vacation. That might help with burnout.

Ah, damn. I enjoyed his character in Gen V. May he rest in peace.

Best I can do is a Wholesome Seal.

I don’t visit Reddit much anymore, but isn’t that the way ads have been for awhile over there?

My kids seem pretty intent on increasing my risk for diabetes, then.

True. And it’d probably make your 2:30.

Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo! Solid comment.

This year is going to be wild, isn’t it?

This is perfect! I lurk on mobile, and their mobile site is horrendous. I’ll be using this from now on!

I just naturally assumed this happened in Florida. Glad some other state is causing a brief distraction.

What a shitty situation.

What the actual fuck.

Straight to McJail

Clarence Thomas took the matter under consideration and determined that it’d be no problem for him to rule in Trump’s favor no matter what fairly consider the issue.

This is the type of news that has always interested me.