Wow, what a victory. This was definitely a much better outcome than trying to create bipartisan border legislation. Or, like, I don’t know, a budget?

Louder for those in the back.

What, you’d take a personal check from that guy?

I know it’s the epitome of privledge to say this and I know it can be impossible for a lot of people for any number of reasons…

But…

If you are a woman of childbearing age and are, or even plan to be pregnant, run as fast as you can away from these states.

There was a time, not long ago, when birthing children was potentially dangerous or even fatal without modern medical care. By outlawing that care, you’re taking a hard dive right back into those medieval conditions. Woman can, will, and are dying because of these laws. It’s horribly, horribly, horribly wrong, and I hope it gets reversed soon.

But until then? Run.

I don’t think I have any actual friends that believe this nonsense, and I purged my Facebook in 2016. The challenge I’m having now is not blowing up my business relationships because, no matter who the president is, I still need to work.

It’s the holidays, so 10% off your bribe to Justice Thomas if you bring a canned good.

Just kidding. That asshole gets full fucking price to sell out.

Take that shit back to Twitter, dude.

Maybe he can be America’s Mulch Mayor at Four Seasons Landscaping to earn some of that money.

These are literally grown adults that believe in magic. There’s not going to be any reasonable explanation that will make any sense to anyone outside of their cult.

She is a sinner so she must endure her divine punishment. That’s the whole argument.

Just further evidence that the best thing you can do in Texas is leave.

As a physician, I am completely lost as to why any OB-GYN (or other healthcare professional, for that matter) still feels comfortable practicing in the state of Texas.

They literally criminalized healthcare and turned doctors into potential perps. I’d be terrified that a patient unplanned miscarriage would turn into a murder investigation with me as the primary suspect.

Thank you for saying it.

Justice isn’t getting stabbed in prison 22 times. The same way Justice is kneeling on the neck of a non-violent offender until he is dead.

X is giving actual Nazis a platform, so that comment can fuck right off.

To quote something I heard the other day… You have said the actual truth.

Thank you for getting my very dated reference.

This is going to be the best discovery since Einstein figured out how to put bubbles in beer.

Also Florida: “Why do we have such a teacher shortage?”

Samesies.

Also Texas: “Why are we having so much trouble recruiting OB-gyns? Why do we have to close so many rural obstetrics departments?”

I bet he said all that from the back of his yacht.