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I can’t remember the last time I read anything from Cracked, but that was a good/depressing read

No worries dude, that could’ve been my bad for all I know

Kimmel may as well include Pat McAfee in the lawsuit for funding this trash and giving it a disinformation platform

That sounds awesome! Does he only sell within the confines of Michigan? I’m in Chicago myself, that sounds like an amazing brewery y’all have there

I can’t get a bead on this guy. I know he actually believes in Covid vaccinations, he followed through on the voice of his constituents by enshrining abortion access, and now he’s advocating for trans youth and he’s a REPUBLICAN?!?!? On social issues he passes the vibe check, yet somehow still a Republican. I don’t get it

Alright Ronna, you’ve been facing MAGA pressure for your ouster the past few months, here’s your chance to do the right thing (hell of an ask for a Republican) / get payback

I’m sure they had a reason to do it, but why the hell did they leave Microsoft again??? Working under Sony sounds miserable

Had a brief look at r/WorldNews yesterday. Every comment was blatantly disgusting Islamaphobia that I couldn’t believe hadn’t been deleted yet. I don’t ever remember it being that bad over there

Yo you might’ve dropped this, King 👑. This post is the best way of putting into words my thoughts on the matter that I’m too smoothbrained to formulate into creation. Especially the last paragraph, the theft of “good Internet”. Fuckin A, m8

Disgusting

How in the flying fuck is Ken Paxton still in office again???

That’s gotta be the most pro-genocide comment section I’ve ever seen. I know it’s an Israeli publication, but goddamn there’s some disturbing shit there

Damn, Israel has an even shittier Spez than we do

Shit. This sucks. RIP, Benny from New Vegas

Hasan called this yesterday. Of course he was right

That’s mah BOI Hank!

I’ve been using CleanTube on my android. So far that’s been doing the trick for me

I’m not too well versed on Whitmer’s political stance, but she keeps pissing a certain kind of people off. She could be some milquetoast lib for all I know but this is clearly a win, amirite? I can’t conceive of how any village elders who trot about PROTECT CHILDREN could possibly object to this. Couldn’t happen in my America

Sync is definitely my main, with Liftoff being my backup QB. Liftoff is last though?? Really? I don’t get that, I think it’s pretty great

I’m surprised it’s only been 5 times Bert Kreischer has snorted Covid. That fake laughin comes with a deep inhale