just don’t die

there is no god here

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You wouldn’t upscale a car.

I did not read the article

you could have just stopped there

tigers aren’t even real

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just 1 more lane bro

okay but imagine how impactful this line would be delivered by Dwayne Johnson instead

I’d like to give PicoTorrent a shout-out on Windows. Small, lightweight, and open source.

https://github.com/picotorrent/picotorrent

Dress like Saul Goodman and the Joker

why doesn’t the LAZY gulf stream just work harder??

can we do Canada next please

Ionia County Judge Ray Voet said the accident was a “horrible tragedy” but didn’t warrant jail or probation for Darin Wilbur, WOOD-TV reported.

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“Two months later, we wouldn’t even be here,” the judge said, noting that the teen soon would have turned 18 years old.

“Ionia County is a farming county, and I know a lot of people in this county view children working, sometimes around dangerous machinery, as part of growing up,” Voet said.

wow fuck that judge

nearly $1200

grape juice.

wait what?

Also what about Nestea Zero. Asking for a friend

what are you even doing right now that’s so important

I mean, he suggested it, Zuck responded, and now he’s doubling down. He has a pretty solid track record of doubling down on stupid decisions and embarrassing himself.

I am not making an ex-twitter account

There’s no reason anyone would expect Musk to have exclusive streaming rights in the first place, which is what’s so bizarre about this post. In terms of first-party sources, Zuck has 3 platforms to stream this to and Musk has 1, which is currently bleeding users. Nobody is going to go to X to watch this.

The more teeth you got, the more toothpaste you’re gonna need.

bruh I’m gonna have so many fucking teeth just wait