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Think of the damage those protesters might do to muh economy!

This action confuses Ted Cruz

Between Biles and Ledeckey, we are witnessing possibly the 2 greatest female Olympians of all time.

Hey. Don’t blame Vance for some couch buggery. They are called Love Seats for a reason.

Gun reform advocates figure out how representative government works

Nice. Will look for it.

Here in Texas, Karbach makes a Free & Easy NA that comes in both an IPA and Belgian style that are pretty tasty.

“Deliberately ambiguous”

I don’t think that means what they think that means.

Can you explain the word “nonce” for me, please?

They’re still trying to find a computer capable of measuring the mass of your mom

Jamaica Fried Chicken sounds good

Hey, Russian Warship, go fuck yourself.

I would assume their god would have saved them on their holy pilgrimage.

Netanyahi should disband himself

Better make it 21.