Can we get this guy another stroke, please?

And Americans will whine for a minute, repeat the “What am I expected to do?” line and then go on about their day.

The word “forced” is doing a lot of heavy lifting in that headline.

And about flexing how much a fake department with fake officials can get away with while the public does nothing to stop them- it’s a demoralization tactic.

Imagine thinking it was ever about saving money

Israel having a normal one

Some day we’re all going to wake up to the news that he stroked out on the toilet while honking out a dirt snake

Not with that attitude

Standing in the middle of a fully stocked supermarket saying, “well, I guess this is it. We have no choice but to kill and eat each other.”