I have yet to witness a fulfilled life that is not flush with 20 Robux a week.

/S just in case people thought I gave more than two craps about Roblox.

Joking aside, retail therapy is a thing. Some people shop when they are lonely/bored. Ask my exwife.

Plot twist! By then you will need a second job to fund your child’s Need for Robux.

The BBC released this in html5 for an anniversary, you may need to faff around with sky player if you don’t have a BBC license, though.

https://www.wired.co.uk/article/the-hitchhikers-guide-to-the-galaxy-game

This just in; drinking 30 percent sugar in moments every day causes weight gain.

Phhft, a make only patriarchy, in the US? !

/S

Can’t we stahp all this wafflin ’ dere, and maybe finish are waffles?

Brunch only comes once a week, don’t 'cha know.

He’s actually made of compressed Cheeto dust.

Thankfully, I’ve never imagined gaining anything from my mom when she passes some day. Thankfully her parents set up a trust so she isn’t homeless, but when she finally gives in to assisted living, those bills will eat whatever is left.

She’s always like, “but I’m leaving you the house!”

The house is full of worthless collectibles and smells terrible after decades of floods and cats. If she got hit by a bus tomorrow I’d probably sell it to one of those seedy We Buy Ugly Houses companies.

It is common for people to vote Mickey Mouse as a write in for voters that are unhappy with the names on the ballot. Sometimes a humorous Write In gets a decent chunk of the vote.

Edit: https://www.texastribune.org/2013/01/02/voting-mickey-mouse/

I’ve got a Modest Proposal for her.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/A_Modest_Proposal

Nothing gets by you.

Not angry at the posters for sharing facts, I’m just Angered by them.

Fucking Christ, did the judge calculate the amount of legally harvestable cord wood on their property as well?

Thankfully nobody in their right mind chooses to live in this state, those that remain were born with a death wish, or since sort of moral ambiguity to life.

Just do as my grandmother did when she baby sat me and give me the child homemade gin until they stop fussing.

Bep bup! German Bot here!

“Das ist richtig” means “That is true”

Like and follow this bot so its creator may someday claw themselves out of the joyless pit they have dug themselves.

: pours one out for every dude that had a GF that lost herself to a Pinterest Interest wall: (or vice versa)

Quickly? Granted, it was over a decade ago, but it took 6-8 years for Myspace to die proper , by my recollection.

I still wish I could bop over there and check in on bands that probably imploded a decade ago.

It looks exactly like a ‘rad car’ that I doodled in my social studies notebook after slamming two bottles of Robitussin.