No they won’t… but rich people who can afford to support themselves while indulging in their love of making poor people suffer will be lined up around the block.

Making a position unpaid is a classic tactic to keep out the poors.

I will gladly eat that onion.

Eh, the military will probably coup before submitting to Stalin-esque purges.

That isn’t a particularly good thing. Coups are like Lay’s and Pringles… You can’t just have one and once you pop you just can’t stop.

Yea, anyone who didn’t know that Trump’s immediate policy would be to glass Gaza is a fucking idiot. He was extremely transparent about it.

Why the fuck would a good candidate for Secretary of Defense have any serious opinion on foreign policy.

Don’t miss that red flag among all the others.

I am 100% in favor of teenage drama derailing their efforts to remove bodily autonomy from women.

Please do not go to his fucking house.

He’s a piece of shit - don’t go to jail for him.

It’s hilarious to think Elon could run anything efficiently.

Gamestop’s ceo doesn’t give a shit. He’s literally just there to pump and dump his options and GTFO.

“We’re not giving Isreal a pass.” Said the Biden official while giving Isreal a pass.

Good.

Expect to see a lot of attempts to move state trials to the federal level so that Trump can issue federal pardons.

I don’t doubt that the SC will still meddle with the actual verdict, though.

Fuck Christians.

Especially the fucking Evangelicals.

For a billionaire that’s surprisingly cheap - there are regular old houses in North Vancouver that sell for more.

Well she does have hands on experience with managing a highly volatile border already.

South Dakota’s Mexican border is legendary for cartel activity.

In other news drug sniffing border dogs recently announced a walk out.

Oh, does it include PvE?

They’ve been signaling it for more than a year now.

Oh, so that’s why I saw Tucker Carlson wearing tinfoil branded with Louis Vuitton.

By being rescued they all implicitly agreed to reimburse Disney the entire cost of the cruise.

The kids on the catamaran were reported to celebrate their incredibly boring vacation suddenly getting much better. /j