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minus-squaredownpunxx@kbin.socialOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up26arrow-down1·1 year agoonce you’ve got thames valley nick on your bum you’re done up like a kipper sonny boy
minus-squareteft@startrek.websitelinkfedilinkarrow-up13arrow-down1·edit-21 year agoCan you translate this sentence to American?
minus-squaredavepleasebehave@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up25arrow-down1·edit-21 year agoat the point you find the rozzers up your Jacksie you are essentially bang to rights my old pedigree
minus-squarecheezoid2@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up15arrow-down1·1 year agoWhen you cop a flower pot and the filf are at your fife and drum, you’re done and dusted like Coleman’s mustard
minus-squaredavepleasebehave@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·1 year agowhen the old bill is sniffing around your Glitter, you’ll be doing a stretch in chokey, china
minus-squarefartsparkles@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up3·1 year agoStone the crows, governor! Once them river bobbies start houndin’ yer like a dog on a bone, you’re in for a right pickle, ain’t ya me ol’ mucker!
minus-squareKevinDeRodeTovenaar@feddit.nllinkfedilinkarrow-up13·1 year agoOnce the thames valley police come after you, you’re done fucked boy.
minus-squareivanafterall@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up2·1 year agoIndubitably. Have a little touch of spotted dick?
minus-squareteft@startrek.websitelinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 year agoYes, but the doctor said it’s just a rash so no worries.
minus-squaremykneedoesnthurt@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up6arrow-down10·1 year agoDidn’t your people invent the language? Doesn’t sound like any of youse got the memo
minus-squareChainweasel@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·1 year agoI’m not British but I think what they’re trying to say is: “once you’ve got thames valley on your ass you’re about to be cooked”
minus-squaredavepleasebehave@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·1 year agoOnce you have the police from the region of Thames Valley investigating your private affairs you don’t really stand much chance. you are more than likely to end up in prison.
minus-squaremykneedoesnthurt@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up4arrow-down3·1 year agoThese are all words from the english dictionary, yes.
minus-squaredavepleasebehave@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·edit-21 year agothe real issue is the paucity of English in the US.
once you’ve got thames valley nick on your bum you’re done up like a kipper sonny boy
Can you translate this sentence to American?
at the point you find the rozzers up your Jacksie you are essentially bang to rights my old pedigree
When you cop a flower pot and the filf are at your fife and drum, you’re done and dusted like Coleman’s mustard
when the old bill is sniffing around your Glitter, you’ll be doing a stretch in chokey, china
Stone the crows, governor! Once them river bobbies start houndin’ yer like a dog on a bone, you’re in for a right pickle, ain’t ya me ol’ mucker!
Once the thames valley police come after you, you’re done fucked boy.
Thank you, good sir.
Indubitably. Have a little touch of spotted dick?
Yes, but the doctor said it’s just a rash so no worries.
Russell, is that you?
Dude’s fucked.
Didn’t your people invent the language? Doesn’t sound like any of youse got the memo
I’m not British but I think what they’re trying to say is:
“once you’ve got thames valley on your ass you’re about to be cooked”
Once you have the police from the region of Thames Valley investigating your private affairs you don’t really stand much chance. you are more than likely to end up in prison.
These are all words from the english dictionary, yes.
the real issue is the paucity of English in the US.