At that point you’re looking at a potential mass stabbing incident

At which point the NYPD will hide because that’s scary

Big IF

And yet they didn’t release the footage. Either there’s no knife or the behavior of the police was outrageously incompetent. If they were justified they’d be tripping over themselves to show it.

cops said was armed with a knife

You know they lie to cover their own asses, right?

Take the guns from the police and give them to the embryos. I think you’re on to something here.

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Yeah, no problem finding as much as you want. It’s a lot more expensive than it was pre-covid, but so are most things.

It sounds like a lot but it’s really not. It isn’t unusual to buy that much to take advantage of a sale or to save on shipping. One could realistically shoot through all of it on a longer range day.

The secret service didn’t let anyone but the shooter have a gun, so everyone’s feeling awkward

Is it working though? Does discussion of what absolute dipshits they are further the cause? I bet I’d hear about it if they bombed a refinery, but that takes some pretty serious commitment.

The tax payers need a wakeup call to let them know that their votes matter

You don’t have to be racist to be ridiculous.

Motherfucker acting like the price increases are modest while charging 3.29 for a fucking Hash Brown. I get it, your customers eat McDonald’s so it’s easy to assume they’re stupid, but you can be pretty fucking stupid and still realize that the total price of your meal is ridiculous.

Vincent Wasney was told that after having three seizures aboard the Independence of the Seas liner and receiving a blood test and medication, he owed more than $2,500, which had to be paid before he could disembark.

There’s all kinds of what the fuck in this story, but this is the part that really gets me. How can they hold a person hostage like that? How does the cruise line management sleep at night knowing Florida man might be out there looking for revenge?

I’d comply and remove that info from the signature. I’d just start every email with:

Hello,

Thanks for reading my email. In case we’re not already familiar, my pronouns are he/him and I’m affiliated with…

It was not his fault for pulling the trigger

Yeah it was. He says he didn’t pull it, but there was nothing wrong with the gun that would cause it to go off any other way. He was pointing it at people. He pointed a real gun at people and he pulled the trigger. Him being told the gun wasn’t loaded is irrelevant. There are several levels of negligence at play and there’s no excuse for any of it.

Someone driving at an unsafe speed? How about some distractions, that should work out great!

This might do the trick: https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.atakmap.app.civ

Any ceiling fan can fall unexpectedly, but only an absurdly sturdy and powerful one will decapitate someone when it comes down

Making deals like that it’s no wonder you aren’t rich

I’d imagine some DOJ personnel dying under suspicious circumstances is more likely