minus-squarezerosignal@lemmy.worldtoDad Jokes@lemmy.world•Give a man a plane ticket and he flies for the day. Push him out of the plane at 3,000 feet and he’ll fly for the rest of his life.linkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·10 months agoDoes that mean when a plane crashes, it wasn’t flying? FLIGHT SAFETY INVESTIGATORS HATE THIS ONE TRICK linkfedilink
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arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squarewhat do you call a water-skiing man with no arms and no legs?plus-squarezerosignal@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square0fedilink
zerosignal@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year agoDid you hear about the dwarf psychic that broke out of prison?plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up10arrow-down10
arrow-up10arrow-down1message-squareDid you hear about the dwarf psychic that broke out of prison?plus-squarezerosignal@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square0fedilink
minus-squarezerosignal@lemmy.worldtoSync for Lemmy@lemmy.world•How are you accessing Lemmy now? Browser or app?linkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·1 year agoI have jerboa installed but it was buggy so I mostly use a browser (Vivaldi) linkfedilink
minus-squarezerosignal@lemmy.worldtoAndroid@lemmy.world•Why do you personally prefer using an Android phone?linkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·1 year agoI like the variety of hardware available, and the customization available in the software, especially with third party launchers. linkfedilink
Does that mean when a plane crashes, it wasn’t flying?
FLIGHT SAFETY INVESTIGATORS HATE THIS ONE TRICK