Buy him a ticket in Row 26 of a Max 9 and you won’t even need to push.
That went from 0 to 120mph real quick.
I would say in about 10 seconds
My version is different.
Give a man a fish, and it feeds him for the day. Give him a poisoned fish, and it will feed him for the rest of his life.
Give him Fugu served by a novice chef and it might feed him for the rest of his life.
Unless you’re in Denver, in which case you’ll need a 2,000’ ladder to get out
(Plane altitudes are based on sea level)
Did you know that you can jump off a plane without a parachute? Only, just once
More often if it’s still on the ground.
They did a randomized controlled trial and found that wearing a parachute did not significantly reduce death or major injury when jumping from a plane
I hope you’re joking because the study is super tongue in cheek. They jumped out of an airplane when it was on the ground
I did notice the pictures of people jumping out of planes on the ground.
Falling is not flying.
In the sport of skydiving we do indeed call it “flying.”
More of a
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When I was younger, I used to say, “if you make a man a fire, he’ll be warm for a night, but if you set a man on fire, he’ll be warm for the rest of his life.”
What changed that you don’t say it anymore?
He lit a man on fire and the man survived. Proving the saying to be wrong.
Hey, Cesar forbids any mention of the Burned Man under punishment of death
Some say you can’t call it " flying" until you land safely. Just sayin’
Does that mean when a plane crashes, it wasn’t flying?
FLIGHT SAFETY INVESTIGATORS HATE THIS ONE TRICK
